nickyknockout:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

Family goals

(via cas-the-piemaker)

homovikings:

two men in brooklyn duck into an alleyway

they look around the corner, down the alley, in the dumpsters, above their heads. 

safe, they breathe a sigh of relief. 

"so, as i was saying," says one, "that steve rogers kid sure is weird—"

"HEY GUYS WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT" bucky yells as he pops out of a manhole cover

(via wheres-wentz)

defilerwyrm:

Look here pal waveforms are by definition not straight so stop trying to iron out this celestial one.

(via khanyoujohnlockndropit)

fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

(via sheriarty-iou)

taliabobalia:

dwarferinthetardis:

lillith-thesubmissive:

imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

Wisdom.

This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.

comedians generally are.

(via headfullofpotter)

  • Stumplet: f..f...
  • Patrick: f..father? Are you going to say father?
  • Stumplet: fedora
  • Patrick: YAY

hyperheartz:

i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner

(via olympius)

hewson-wehaveaproblem:

honestly the best decision you can make is to stop being a music elitist you’ll literally be 102% happier

like u wanna make a playlist?? a mix CD for your car?? put whatever the fuck you want on that fucker if it sounds good and makes you happy put it on. One Direction???? U2??? Depeche Mode?? ABBA!!! OUTKAST!!! HEYYY YA STOP BEING MUSICAL TWATS

(via elvishdropbear)

mockeryd:

- We wanted you to read for Crazy Eyes.
Cra…? I didn’t really connect with that character.

Uzo Aduba auditions for every single role in Orange is the New Black (x)

(via mens-bathroom)

tomfletcherscats:

my week on tinder: the greatest hits

(previously [x])

(via peterquillsucks)

SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST HETEROSEXUAL

avengersonna:

aaastrology:

Gemini
Libra
Sagittarius
Leo
Cancer
Pisces
Scorpio
Aquarius
Capricorn
Virgo
Aries
Taurus

Yes

strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

(via g-r-i-n-d-y-l-o-w-s)